CHUCK SPEAKS!

CHUCK SPEAKS! THE PRACTICAL HOW-TO-GUIDE FOR YOUNG SOUTH AFRICAN MEN...

HOW TO...

1. Score more often
2. Down a beer
3. Be the last man standing
4. Be a metrosexual
5. Announce to your folks that you´re gay
6. Announce to your folks that your girlfriend is a different colour
7. Buy a property
8. Buy a car
9. Sell a car
10. Get rich Part 1: Born Rich
11. Get rich Part 2: Education
12. Get rich Part 3: Hard work
13. Arrange a romantic date
14. Get engaged
15. Arrange a bachelors
16. Arrange a wedding
17. Survive the wedding planning
18. Have a baby
19. Smoke a cigar
20. Save money
21. Invest in the stock market
22. Get your first job
23. Get ahead at work
24. Know when it´s time to quit and find another job
25. Deal with BEE
26. Start your own business
27. Get a job overseas from SA
28. Get a job overseas once you´re there
29. Emigrate
30. Survive in London
31. Play for the Springboks